Thank you for your eardrum-shattering performance last night.
Whilst I understand it is the Pchum Ben holiday, and karaoke parties are known to be a regular thing here, but you have chosen a perfect stage for your act – the whole stretch of our empty street which is surrounded by many apartment units with windows facing it.
While it is also true that most of the residents in our street left town, those of us who opted to stay to take advantage of the peace and quiet were, instead, subjected to excruciating musical renditions in the dead of the night. What’s more, all the dogs in the neighbourhood decided to jump into the karaoke party, too.
In particular, your spine-tingling solo rendition of the “Happy Birthday” song, brought tears to my eyes
My verdict? Terrible. Your singing is so atrocious it sounded like a braying ass. It kept me up all night.
Can we, the neighbors, claim compensation for bleeding eardrums at the sangkat, please?